TThey’re not “stewardesses”, they’re “flight attendants”. And that’s the problem. Nobody likes “flight attendants”, and we all want our stewardesses back.

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See, THIS is why your firewall at work blocks access to the Daily Scoff.

But you can probably get to Fox6 News, so read me over there…

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I ain’t autographing any more laptops.

Or, for that matter, portable computers…

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I’m proud to see the Mercury Marine workers staunchly (read: “stubbornly and stupidly”) sticking with THEIR union… careers, economic reality, and feeding your families be damned.

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Hard core journalism… -jjg

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GERMANTOWN, WI [ JG ]  They say if you have a backache, you should hit yourself in the head with a hammer, and you won’t notice the back pain any more. The thing about composing a “Daily Scoff” today versus last year is that we’re in such dire economic and social straits that it’s the [...]

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My buddy Dan makes people take off their shoes when they come over to his house.  I do it, because it’s his house. Likewise, whenever the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel invites me over to write, I agree to bend to their editorial decision making, because it’s their newspaper. I’ll reiterate:  I support the newspaper’s right to [...]

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VANDENBERG AFB, CA [ Story : CS Monitor ]  If Al Gore’s cartoon polar bears aren’t proof enough of global warming, then what good would satellite imagery do anyway? If there’d been room, the headline for this piece would have been “Global Warming Satellite Gets Real Warm Then Crashes Into Globe, Likely Contributing to Global [...]

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MILWAUKEE / NYC / VATICAN CITY [ JG ]  As you know, I sometimes write for Kevin Fischer, who fills in on WISN radio, where Bob Dolan used to sit behind a microphone and tell us about his brother, Archbishop Timothy Dolan. If I remember my catechism correctly, this sort of connection, combined with my [...]

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…don’t dismiss MY theory: “Yes, great Osama… we have their flight plan…” I’m just sayin’… If you’ve got a better theory, please click whatever ad shows up here–> (If not, please click twice) Thanks for helping to support the Daily Scoff!

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