Now think about the outcry that would follow if people discovered that the entire NEA was, from the top down, complicit in protecting the sex offenders.

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…if you ignore the headaches, mood swings, blurred vision, heart palpitations, and bleeding from my pores, I feel fantastic!

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My son was understandably engrossed in the halftime show at last Friday’s New Berlin West football game as the school’s Pom Pon Squad gyrated to that rocky-roll music the kids are all wild about these days.

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…to buy a T-Mobile phone, then by god, I’ma get me one. Sadly, I wouldn’t need any extra minutes And for that matter, if she wants me to cram it in my eye socket, I’ll prob’ly do that too. We just won’t discuss her &(#$*%! husband… If that picture gave you an extra bar, please [...]

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… Georgia Jagger is modeling those JEANS, not a blouse: As an American, I’m not legally allowed to make this joke until her 18th birthday, so unless you’re European, don’t laugh at this observation ’til next year: Can’t wait ’til she does an ad for shoes… If you’re as disgusted with me as I am, [...]

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GERMANTOWN, WI [ JG ]  Yesterday I wrote that I didn’t know what to scoff about any more. Not because of a lack of material, but because the S.S. Obama has run us full steam into an iceberg (they apparently haven’t ALL melted) and any complaining I do is going to be drowned out by [...]

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ALASKA [ Story : CNN ]  At first glance the story seemed little more than incredulous fodder for our collective ironic bemusement. Upon reflection though, a sexual predator getting rich off his victims isn’t too far removed from a candidate winning the presidency by securing votes from the impoverished electorate that his party’s policies has [...]

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WORLD OF WOMEN [ JG ]  – Take a look at these women: (Yeah, like I really had to tell you to do that.  It’s likelier I’ll have to tell you when to STOP looking.) Okay, stop looking. Men all over the world (and even certain kinds of women) want to do something with both [...]

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RENO, NV [ Story : Inquistr.com ]  Annnd now I’ve got “Lay Lady Lay” stuck in my head.  Swell. See my Fox6 Political Feature BAILING OUT UNCLE SAM …where I offer the government $150,000! Think they’ll take it? Ever wonder why pimps and hookers tend to skew Democrat?  (I said “skew”.) It’s because the lousy [...]

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How to get a man’s attention, by Whitney Casey. HARSH REALITY, USA [ Story : Houston Chronicle ]  I can’t read anything about this woman without making all sorts of exasperated gutteral noises, a la Don Martin or Bill the Cat (e.g. “Hrrrumpth”, “Phhhht”, “Aaaack”). Wanna know how to get a guy’s attention, ladies?  Look [...]

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