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You ask me for a “contribution” Well, you know We’re all doing what we can Click the map to sing along… If you were at one of these Tea Parties, please click whatever ad shows up here–> (If not, please click twice) Thanks for helping to support the Daily Scoff!

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WARSHINGTON, D.C. [ Story : PoliticsUSA ] If know who the REAL Untouchables are, please click whatever ad shows up here–> (If not, please click twice) Thanks for helping to support the Daily Scoff!

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GERMANTOWN, WI [ JG ]  Imagine my surprise when I went to pay my tax bill that: a)  I was actually paying my tax bill; and b)  the Village of Germantown’s address is downtown Milwaukee: I know there’s probably a reason that the treasurer, whose office I can nearly see from my roof (I get [...]

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GERMANTOWN, WI [ LINK : FranklinNow/This Just In ]  During my one-week stint as Kevin Fischer’s inflatable auto-pilot, I went out on a limb and guaranteed that the board of the Wisconsin State Testicle* Colleges would deny Germantown’s plea to leave MATC’s plantation. *Not a typo.  They’ve got some balls, hey. The prescience demonstrated here [...]

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GERMANTOWN, WI [ LINK : JSOnline ]  “Please sir, may I have some less?” “Less?  Less?!” screamed the curmudgeonly MATC schoolmaster, his pockets bursting at the seams with taxpayer money, as impoverished property owners broke into a pleading chorus of song, crying: School, glorious school! How much should we pay for? Seems awfully cruel We [...]

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MILWAUKEE, WI [ JG ]  I toyed with the idea of renting a neon pink Yamaha mo-ped and buzzing down to the lakefront HarleyFest celebration this weekend, but I’m certain that, no matter how small and economical a scooter I could find, it would prove cost prohibitive once I factor in the expense of having [...]

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How many of these government agencies have “employees” that you have paid to read MY blog on the job? the City of Madison the City of Milwaukee Milwaukee County Government the State of Wisconsin Dept. of Administration the U.S. Department of State the U.S. House of Representatives the United States Centers for Disease Control the [...]

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LITCHFIELD, CT [ LINK : MSNBC ] An investment group including Wisconsin farmers just shelled out a million dollars for a red cow at auction. Up front, let’s say this:  farm subsidies should have stopped forever with the bang of that particular auctioneer’s gavel. Why do rich farmers pay a million of their welfare subsidy [...]

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MILWAUKEE, WI [ LINK : Chicago Tribune ] The AP sez we lead the nation in clipping coupons. Yay. Give us a few more years under the economic guidance of the Doyle/Barrett regimes, and we’ll likely be leading the nation in food-stamp usage, consumption of macaroni and cheese, and the per-capita ratio of panhandlers, as [...]

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