We saw your lips move, Mr. Stephanopolous…

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“Don’t waste tax money on those kids, build toilets on the highway!”

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Libertarianism. Because “sometimes” is NOT the opposite of “always”…

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The NEW USA : Chavez tested, Castro approved…

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Big Joe, always sayin’ what he will
Droppin’ F-bombs on Capitol Hill
Said “Articulate and clean”
Joe, we all know what’cha mean
But you a Democrat so we just gonna chill

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Could happen. I’m just sayin’…

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WARSHINGTON, DC [ AP ]  Obama’s claim that there was “no Death Panel” provision in the Healthcareless Bill was re-emphasized yesterday when the Senate removed that non-existent clause from the pending legislation. “See?!” chided his O-liness.  “Told’ja it’s not in there!  So nyeeeah…” Now if we can get His minions to remove the single-payer language [...]

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Just be happy I didn’t illustrate Joe Biden as the stewardess. Sorry, that’s politically incorrect: I should have said “Flighty Attendant”… If your seat is in the full upright position, please click whatever ad shows up here–> (If not, please click twice) Thanks for helping to support the Daily Scoff!

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Hard core journalism… -jjg

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WARSHINGTON, DC [ JG ]  I have to paraphrase Obama. Not because I want to put words in his mouth, but because reading/listening to his precise arguments for bigger government can make me bleed from my eye sockets and earholes. In essence, his campaign stance (and to his credit, and my bereavement, he’s followed through [...]

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