Perhaps sensing that the S.S. WI-Dem ship is going down (and taking all its rats with it) the Cap Times is already blowing Herb Kohl’s trumpet for him…

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MADISON, WI [ STORY : Madison.com ]  The headline for the linked story reads: Frugality is in – nationwide and in Wisconsin My term paper is on “the Art of Brevity” The subhead is “Frugality is Making a Comeback”.  All 30 paragraphs of the article, as you’ve likely guessed by now, boil down to this:  [...]

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SASSWATCH: [ LINK : Badger Herald ]  An official audit of Wisconsin State Treasurer Dawn Marie Sass’ marble collection may be in order.  I suspect she has lost a few. The Wisconsin State Constitution mentions only one duty for the Treasurer:  to serve on the Board of Commissioners of Public Lands.  Contrast that job description [...]

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MADISON, WI [ LINK : Capital Times ]  “Nature wants to kill us and eat us.” My son was eight when he had that epiphany.  I shared the wisdom of that observation with his dentist, an avid hunter who concurred, adding “…and that’s why WE have to kill nature first.”  Kinda brings a tear to [...]

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MADISON, WI [ LINK : the Capital Times ]  The Dane County Sheriff’s Department had little choice.  All the deputy candidates in its current class of recruits were “qualified” so (despite the way today’s society frowns on “those” people of “that” skin color) the agency had no other option:  they had to hire *SHUDDER* …white [...]

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For starters, get rid of those… you know… wordy-book-thingies. MADISON, WI [ LINK : Chicago Tribune ]  30,000 books take up a lot of room; just ask the University of Wisconsin librarians.  In fact, if you laid them end-to-end (the books, I mean… librarians don’t get laid) they’d reach nearly five miles. Google Maps returns [...]

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MADISON, WI [ LINK : Capital Times ]  Prepare for the cackling as Wisconsin’s feminist henhouse gets invaded by some foxes:  a Tilted Kilt™ franchise is opening on Madison’s East Side. That’s frankly like putting a gay night club next to the Pittsburgh Steelers’™ stadium.  Unless the Minnesota Vikings™ were in town, the place would [...]

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MADISON, WI [ LINK : Capital Times ]  Alderwoman Brenda Konkel recognizes what most of us are too sane to accept:  that the best way to fight homelessness is to let bums pee anywhere they want. She cites our tolerance of public canine urination as a double standard.  Surely we can’t expect more from man [...]

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MADISON, WI [ LINK : Crapital Times ] Angela Sweeney is bi-fingular, and didn’t even realize it until recently.  Who sez we’re not multi-cultural enough?  Apparently, “the bird” is a universal language we all speak.  Since it IS taught to most of us through the public schools, let’s all salute our educational system, shall we? [...]

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