Pardon me, Doyle
is that your new Obama choo-choo?
“Only” eight hundred mil…
…but you’ll leave us with the bill!

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Pudgy, middle-aged guy with no cash or cleavage gets off with a warning.

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YOU, Mr. and Mrs. left-lane dawdler, are turds. You are a hazard, and you are in violation of the law. If it weren’t for telemarketers and government workers, YOU would be the lowest form of life on the planet.

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…the Zoo Interchange will stand long enough for us to resolve these issues unless trucks drive over it.

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GERMANTOWN [JG] I’ve got to have her. She’s 2/3rds the age of my ex.  She’s got sensual curves and lives life in the fast lane. The first time I saw her, I gave her the once over, top to bottom, front to back.  Impressive headlights and not too much junk in the trunk.  If she [...]

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Where Have All the “Clunkers” Gone?  Back to where they came from:  bargain lots and junkyards. I used to drive a tow truck, and I used to race at Lake Geneva and Slinger.  As such, I have more than a few contacts in the used-car/auto-parts game.  Here’s the buzz from that biz regarding the “success” [...]

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…or we get to shoot out your tires. Traffic engineers use the laws of “fluid dynamics” to calculate traffic capacity.  Water fills a pipe from the bottom to the top.  (Some Googlers searching for “fill your water pipe” are going to be disappointed by this article, I’ll bet.) Multi-lane roads, it is presumed, should fill [...]

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…when the government does it. MADISON, WI [ JG ]  I wasn’t surprised, nor should YOU be, that Wisconsin has released another “Public Service Announcement” that talks to us like we’re complete morons. Their lastest radio commercial comes on the heels of a paternalistically putrid PSA campaign ballsy enough to claim that the State Highway [...]

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MADISON, WI [ JG ]  Call it truth in advertising: The steering wheel, one imagines, symbolizes the last thing one clutches on their way across the border in the flight toward less taxpayer/businessman-hostile climes. I’ve lifted the graphic from the state D.O.T. (note the zero in the middle of that abbreviation… a recurring theme in [...]

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Might as well do it this way. This week’s weather has our meaty urologists perplexed. Saw a guy ditch his SUV near Mukwanago on highway 43 yesterday.  I thought he was grabbing his head in frustration during the ride in.  Nope. Talking on the cell phone alllllllll the way. It was beautiful, man… If you’d [...]

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