WASHINGTON, DC [ JG ]  Minutes after unseating Hillary Clinton at the DNC Convention, Barry-O was onstage lamenting that His grandmother was denied employment because her job went to a lesser-qualified man. I wasn’t entirely certain I’d heard Him right.  The hall was quite noisy due to the size of the crowd, and the audio [...]

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I can dream, can’t I? Alright gentlemen… on my count, you will each take ten paces, then turn and fire. div style=”display:block;float:right;padding-left:9px;”> May God have mercy on your souls– whoops! Guess that doesn’t really apply here, hey? Heh heh. My bad…

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In posting this week’s featured political commentary on the Fox6 Milwaukee website, I’ve made the inauspicious (re-)launch of the “Daily Scoff” (http://www.dailyscoff.com) official, archiving over a year’s worth of material for your review and enjoyment/disgust [choose one or both] and featuring new daily commentary. Thanks to some unexpected publicity, the site had to be moved [...]

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I hate to tarnish my reputation for being optimistic, but I’m starting to think that maybe Fred Thompson won’t be our next president. No, really. He probably won’t. But neither Thompson nor his supporters should feel badly. There are, after all, lots of people who won’t be president. In fact, the race is apparently now [...]

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-jjg

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Reporter: “What factors are influencing your vote in the primaries?” Voter 1: “As a female voter, I’m fed up with the discriminatory gender-bias that’s inherent in American politics.” Reporter: “So who do you like in the race this year?” Voter 1: “Oh, I’m voting for Hillary.” Reporter: “Why’s that?” Voter 1: “Because she’s a woman.” [...]

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[ Intro music: bahmp bah BAH dahhhhh... ] Host: Tonight’s guest on ‘Meet Your Candidate’ is Hillary Clinton. Welcome. Hillary: Thanks y’all. Host: Y’all? Hillary: Sho’ nuff. Y’all know I’m just a southern girl at heart, and I wanted t’give all my kin-folk a howdy. Host: Our show is only seen in the metropolitan New [...]

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With the Writers’ Guild on strike, America is deprived of the topical tuck-us-into-bed routine we’ve been accustomed to since Steve Allen in 1953. Given that the monologues have routinely contained political commentary, I thought this Virtual Leno monologue might be appropriate for this week’s post. (Note: Click on the images to display them full-size, if [...]

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