MADISON, WI [JG] Mike Rowe’s plea at the end of “Dirty Jobs” this week suggested that he might be running out of filthy tasks to perform. He quite nearly begged those of us in his viewing audience to send in more suggestions. Apparently he’s grown weary of inseminating farm animals.

And really, who could blame him?

Well I’ve got a filthy job for you, Mr. Rowe. I know, from watching the show, that the filthier you have to get in the performance OF that job, the better. You have to do things you aren’t proud of… embarrassing things. You often perform disgusting acts that shouldn’t even be discussed in polite company. Oh, and you’ll have to shovel an awful lot of fecal matter. You’ll get to do all that and more at this job, Mike. I dare you to do THIS, if only for a day:

Serve as Governor of Wisconsin.

While you might never be able to get the stench of scandal off you, the upside is that you won’t have to inseminate anything.

Unless you also work as Milwaukee’s mayor…