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1987 Parking Ticket PAID

May 31st, 2008

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KENOSHA, WI [ LINK : Houston Chronicle ] It comes to about 28 cents per year.

But apparently it had been gnawing await at the conscience (or “conscious”, as they apparently say down south) of some Texan enough that he felt obligated to pony up the $6.00 for the ticket. At least, that’s the prevailing theory in the story.

Here’s what makes more sense.

The ticket was paid via the drop box, from somebody listing a Texas address. Odds are, somebody is moving back up here and is afraid that when they go to get their Wisconsin driver’s license, a little matter of a generation-old parking ticket is going to make things hairy. So they drop off the payment, wait a month or two, and complete their migration.

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Somebody get the new guy a cheesehead, would’ja?

Tags: Crime & Punishment · Police · Wisconsin

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