OSHKOSH, WI [ LINK : theNorthWestern.com ] Word is that the swimsuit competition will be a more prominent component this year, and will likely feature lots and lots of actual swimming.
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Miss Wisconsin Pageant
June 13th, 2008
Too soon? Sorry.
The fact is, I was looking for an opening to include words and phrases like “teenage girls” and “tiny bikinis” because, as you may recall, my ratings got a substantial boost a few weeks back when I included the phrase “Miley Cyrus’ naked shoulder blades” in an article about… about, um… y’know, I don’t honestly remember. I should read my stuff after I write it.
Anyway, the resulting traffic formed a frighteningly Freudian pattern:
…after which there was a corresponding increase in my ad revenue. I don’t mean to gloat, but I nearly made enough for a gallon of gas off that particular posting.
Anyway, the tank’s near “E” again, sooo…
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1 From Where I sit » In the old days, I would have said this headline… // Jun 13, 2008 at 9:59 am
[...] Hat tip to the Daily Scoff [...]
2 Lance // Jun 16, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Sometimes a traffic spike is just a traffic spike.
3 J. Gravelle // Jun 16, 2008 at 5:30 pm
If that had been a Rorschach test, I’m pretty sure most of us would have had the same answer.
No, not “the Washington Monument”…
-jjg
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