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Pay More, Get Moore

June 23rd, 2008

Gwen Moore reportedly “…earns* a $170,000 annual salary as a member of Congress”.  But we can’t cut spending anywhere. [*their word, not mine]

MILWAUKEE, WI [ LINK : Chicago Tribune ] It takes her average constituent the better part of a decade to earn what she takes home in a year.  Worse for me is the thought that I’ll work (I mean “work” Gwen, at a real job) four or five years to fork over the cash for her annual salary.  Ergo, if she manages to stay in office for twenty years, I’ll spend my entire life in subservience, just to provide her paycheck.

If I were more ambitious (and less employed) maybe I could find the time and energy to Photoshop a “Golden Fleece Award” skin to wrap around a YouTube viewer of Ms. Moore’s gaffs and outbursts on the floor.  But not only am I too busy working to pay her salary (and those of her comrades in office), I’d also have to weigh in the cost of new tires for my car if I ruffle too many feathers on her boa.

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Still, I have it better than the folks of her district who may on occasion catch a glimpse of her Escalade rolling past their bus stop as they prepare for nine more hours in the factory to support the lavish lifestyle of their congresswoman.  I wouldn’t be surprised if their representative had vanity plates reading “REPRESENT”.

While it’d be ironic if her plates SAID that, it’d be astonishing if she ever actually DID that…

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