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Do You Know How Slow You Were Going?

July 2nd, 2008

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WISCONSIN [ JG ] With gas prices high and the number of available rickshaws woefully low, the total leisure miles travelled by Wisconsinites has plummeted.  Likewise, the average speeds of freeway drivers are lower, and as a result, traffic fatalities are at an all-time low too.

The logical conclusion then, is that the amount of manpower the State Patrol has to dedicate to traffic enforcement should also decline.  That would make sense if the purpose of highway policing was safety (as is the quaint but popular notion).  If that were the case, patrols would increase or decrease with the corresponding volume of traffic, like the number of lifeguards at a pool in the summer, or prostitutes in Denver during the DNC convention.

But despite a demonstrably declining need for more enforcement, stepped-up patrols are precisely what we’re getting.  Why?  Well they’ll cite “safety“, but that hardly makes sense against the statistics.

If the number of patrols goes up when traffic increases, and up again when it decreases, it hardly seems likely that the number of highway cops has any correlation to traffic volume (and thus, traffic safety) at all.  So what is the reason for a concerted effort to issue more citations?

In a word: revenue.

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I have great respect for law-enforcement personnel.  Conversely, I have great disdain for tax-collection agencies, and the sad but honest truth is that our highway police have, over the years, become largely focused upon revenue enhancement.  First and foremost, they are agents of the state’s taxing authority, commissioned to bring cash into the coffers.  The actual law-enforcement aspects, like spotting stolen vehicles, stopping evading felons, etc. are a secondary concern at best.  The announcement that the officers have been stripped of their discretionary power to issue “warnings”, and that they MUST issue citations for speeding and seat-belt violations is a damning confirmation of this analysis.

There have to be cops who hate hiding behind overpass abutments waiting for Grandpa’s foot to get a little heavy while APBs are being dispatched for missing/abducted children, fleeing suspects and the like.  For many, I imagine that they entered law enforcement to help bring the criminal element to justice and restore the balance of order in society.

Instead, they’re collecting money for Jim Doyle.  Bet they didn’t cover THAT at the academy…

Tags: Crime & Punishment · Taxes · Wisconsin

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