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The Daily Scoff : Putting the “Ho” in “Ho Ho Ho”…

NORTH POLE, [ JG ]  Not surprisingly, last Saturday’s “Topless Teenage Cheerleaders” post has quickly become the most popular article in the Daily Scoff archives.

There’s that part of me that feels like a cheap, dirty whore for artificially boosting my hit count with the promise of naked girls, but then I saw the exponential increase in my ad revenue and I got over it.

Still, I felt as if I owed you, the faithful albeit perverted reader, some hard core nudity.  Of course, my journalistic standards demand that I– heh, heh.  Oh man, I almost typed that whole sentence without cracking up.

Okay, okay.  I have no standards.  But I did make an effort to make this week’s salacious Saturday sexual solicitation at least seasonally relevant:

You think YOU find that image disturbing?  I’ve got stuff like that stuck in my head all the time, hey.

Still, it beats the hell out of “visions of sugar plums”…

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