EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ [ Story : NYPost.com ]  Start spreadin’ the “ewww”s.

The self-proclaimed “well endowed” Sondra Fortunato was hot once.  But now that her liver spots are the same color as her nipples, it’s apparently too difficult for NFL officials to determine whether her plunging necklines amount to indecent exposure.  As such, she’s been recently escorted from the stadium and asked to put her clothes back on.

Obscene from the neck up too?  Yeah, pretty much…

The league might be able to settle the matter by using their instant replay technology, but reportedly, nobody from the Giants’ organization wants to go under the hood for a second look.

This might be a good time for me to rub THIS in the face of any New York fans:

They deflected hundreds of passes that day.  I say, sign ‘em…

So THERE, Giants fans!  How’d you like alla THAT rubbed in your face, huh?  Huh?!  Don’t like that, do ya?  Don’t like that rubbed in your face, do ya?  Do ya?

Given this comparison, it’s apparent that Lambeau Field is way more fun to go to than Giants Stadium.

Just realize going in that these days, all the best action is up in the stands…

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