(I’d prefer you pronounce it “inta J”, like “Omigod, I am SO inta J.!”)
GERMANTOWN, WI [ JG ] When I heard that one of my prospective new employers required me to take a Myers-Briggs personality assessment, I bemoaned it as a waste of time and decried the entire process as a perpetuation of Jungian psychobabble and head-shrinkers’ claptrap.
Then the test results came back, labeling me as a “Mastermind” unique to “less than one percent of the world’s population” and I suddenly realized what a truly insightful and valuable tool Jung’s Typology Test really IS.
You are welcome, of course, to put your wee little minds through the same rigorous testing regimen that has unveiled my rare (yet retrospectively obvious) genius, but I warn you that your life might seem dark and grey from beneath the vast pale of my immense intellectual shadow.
Oh, and if you beat my score, you suck…
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7 responses so far ↓
1 Ryan // Dec 31, 2008 at 11:23 am
Your Type is: INTJ
Strength of the preferences %
Introverted – 78
Intuitive – 50
Thinking – 100
Judging – 56
Hmmm, perhaps we’re kindred spirits! Of course, thanks to our introverted preferences, we’ll just never know.
2 Gravelle // Dec 31, 2008 at 12:07 pm
You think too much…
-jjg
3 Jeni // Dec 31, 2008 at 6:55 pm
I’m an INTJ, too – I accidentally closed the window now, but under thinking was stinking – only a 1!?
Crap. That thing is jinxed. lol
Happy New Year.
4 jimi // Jan 1, 2009 at 2:15 am
Your Type is
INFJ
Introverted 33
Intuitive 12
Feeling 25
Judging 67
moderately expressed introvert
slightly expressed intuitive personality
moderately expressed feeling personality
distinctively expressed judging personality
I feel, there fore I am.
5 Kate // Jan 2, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Your Type is
ISTJ
Introverted 33
Sensing 1
Thinking 1
Judging 11
You are:
* moderately expressed introvert
* slightly expressed sensing personality
* slightly expressed thinking personality
* slightly expressed judging personality
What the heck does THAT mean? I’m shy? I have no sense? I rarely think?
Dang!
6 Kate // Jan 2, 2009 at 11:46 pm
Greta Garbo, eh? I vant to be alone!
7 Ryan // Jan 5, 2009 at 8:05 am
I think too much? Bah, feeling is for wussies and little girls
Actually, I suppose I could use a little more feeling in my life. Maybe then I wouldn’t be called a heartless bastard quite so much… Something to think about anyway… Doh!
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