GERMANTOWN, WI [ JG ] Four more lbs this week. In your face, McDonald’s:
Wait, not dramatic enough. Let’s just change a parameter or two annnnd…
Yeah boiiiiiiy. Now we’re talkin’. I keep telling myself that I’m mentally prepared for the week 3 weight loss plateau. I’m not, but I keep telling myself I am. And hey, no more tweets about how great the new friggin’ Angus burger is, aholes.
Hell YEAH, I’m hungry…
If you have a recipe for a
zero-calorie bacon cheeseburger,
please click whatever ad shows up here–>
(If not, please click twice)
Thanks for helping to support the Daily Scoff!
4 responses so far ↓
1 Mike-o-Matic // Aug 28, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Ummm… I think your axes are reversed. Unless you actually lost 2 pounds in that first 8 weeks…!!
Possibly in a time machine, no less, since you started at 250 weeks and are working your way backwards. Given the unlikeliness of that, are you actually trying to say the graph shoudl be read right-to-left, and you GAINED weight? I’m so confused.
Instead, I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and stick with my “reversed axis labels” theory… while I sit here enjoying this hot, juicy Angus burger.
2 Gravelle // Aug 28, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Good catch. Fix dit.
1200 calories a day doesn’t leave much brain fuel.
Happy coronary, emmer effer…
3 Chris from Racine // Aug 31, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Congrats!! But really, you should be eating a bit more than 1200 calories a day. As a man, you should be eating about 1500. Don’t wanna see you DIE or anything!!
4 Gravelle // Aug 31, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Now THERE’S a weight-loss plan…
Leave a Comment