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Fat-Ass Friday : Episode 1

August 21st, 2009

GERMANTOWN, WI [ JG ] Okay, I meant to start blogging this LAST week, but I couldn’t get off my fat ass to do it.

Which is the problem. While I argue at my doctor’s assessment that keeping a chain of business interests online 24×7 is a “sedentary” job just ’cause I can do SOME of it from a desk, I can’t argue with the scale. Last week, I hit my peak fighting weight: 250lbs.

Eff that, yo.

So I’ve been *sigh* eating better, and less, and blah blah boring diet crap blah blah. This week, I’m at 246. At that rate, I should be under 200 by Christmas, right? Right? Why are you rolling your eyes?

Look, I’m not mining for kudos here, I’m publicly humiliating myself as a self-motivational trick. It should work, as long as I don’t get wise and figure myself out. Think it’ll happen?

Pffft. Fat chance…

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Tags: Blogging · Health

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 Scott Thinnes // Aug 21, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    I feel your gain.

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