NEW BERLIN, WI [ JG ] My son was understandably engrossed in the halftime show at last Friday’s New Berlin West football game as the school’s Pom Pon Squad gyrated to that rocky-roll music the kids are all wild about these days.

Testing his cognizance is fun when he’s in a pubescent trance like this, so I leaned over to him and said “You know son, they should just call themselves ‘the Squad’.  None of ‘em has any pom pons.”

Neither blinking nor missing a beat, he replied “The tall one on the end does, Dad”.

My eleven year-old has already mastered subtle sexual innuendo.

Daddy proud…

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