(*Pardon my non-PC alliteration.   Those broads prefer to be called “chicks”.)

MILWAUKEE, WI [ JG ] Kids grow up so fast.

Walking through crowds of scantily-clad motorcycle Mamas at this weekend’s downtown biker rally (and mad props to the gal wearing the “I Put the ‘Ho’ in ‘Hog’ ” crop-top), I came to realize that my sixth-grade son was now the right age to appreciate the engineering marvel of the under-wire.

He’s also the perfect height.

I’m kidding, of course.  Relax.  There wasn’t a bra in the crowd.  Yes, I’m certain.  The wind was off the lake.

As usual, my boy and I shared a dialog that allowed us both to gain some insight.

“Dad?”  I love it when he calls me that.  “Why is everybody wearing blue jeans, black sleeveless t-shirts, leather vests, chaps, and driving Harleys?”

I grinned at the irony of the answer.

“It’s quite simple, son” I explained, watching the tattooed tide wax and wane.

“They all dress alike because they’re non-conformists…”

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