Santa Barrett
You said we’d get a train that would go
choo choo
And where’s the streetcar that you promised?
(boo hoo)
start taxing all my neighbors tonight

Think of all
the cash out there
you could re-distribute it and
make life fair
Need some help?
Pick up the phone
and hire a little muscle from
McGee and Colón

( bum-and-a-bum )

Santa Barrett
Please pour our money into empty,
bad schools
Keep blaming inner city crime on
swimming pools
and get on with your campaign tonight

Santa Barrett
don’t rest ’til the conservatives are
outta here
please run them out of town like you did
Miller Beer
and keep ignoring urban white flight

…an unopposed election’s in sight…