WASHINGTON, DC [JG]  By now you know that Obama eats dogs:

[ CLICK HERE for the story from ABC News ]

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The following is a list of jokes about Obama eating dogs that we’ve rejected as being too poor in taste to publish:

• - “Tastes like chicken, AND there are fewer fights over who gets a leg.”;
• - “Shepherd’s Pie / German Shepherds Pie … who hasn’t made THAT mistake?”; and
• - “In fairness, he hasn’t eaten a dog since his honeymoon.”

And they call it, puppy luhhhh-ove…

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