RENO, NV [ Story : Inquistr.com ]  Annnd now I’ve got “Lay Lady Lay” stuck in my head.  Swell.

See my Fox6 Political Feature
BAILING OUT UNCLE SAM
…where I offer the government $150,000!

Think they’ll take it?

Ever wonder why pimps and hookers tend to skew Democrat?  (I said “skew”.)

It’s because the lousy economy that accompanies a left-led congressional regime is a boon for the sex trade.

You know, I’ve been sending everybody else my résumé, so why not the Bunny Ranch?

As a taxpayer, I’ve got plenty of experience laying down and taking it.

Actually, prostitution would be a better deal than being a taxpayer.

Hookers MAKE money for getting screwed…

If you’ve ever paid for sex,
please click whatever ad shows up here–>
(If you’re still paying, please click twice)

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