Raleigh, NC [JG]  The New York Times describes the government goon whose job it is to steal potato chips from pre-schoolers (for their own good, of course) as the “Lunch Nazi”.  They are perhaps being too kind:

[ CLICK HERE to read the story for yourself c/o NYTimes.com ]

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Snack Snatcher, Snack Snatcher, snatching some snacks
Do-gooder-goons, tax-whoring hacks,
Snack Snatcher, Snack Snatcher, fifty-inch hips
she steals your potato chips…

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