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BIRMINGHAM, AL [ STORY : CNN ]  I wrote this last night, so I guess there’s a chance CNN will alter the story I’ve linked to by the time you read this.

But I doubt it.

If you haven’t heard, Larry Langford, the mayor of Birmingham Alabama was arrested for thinking he’s Dixieland’s answer to Tony Soprano.  That’s not the most interesting aspect of the CNN report on the matter.

Some of you will know the answer to this question before you even click the link, but I’ma axe it anyway:

What’s missing
from this “news” story?

Go ahead.  Read the article, and tell me what interesting piece of information was left out.  I’ll wait here, and keep myself entertained until you get back.

*Humming*

Oooh.  Says here William Shatner’s gonna get his own talk show.  Sweet.  And even Hollyweird and the media elite have turned on Rosie O’Donnell.  Nice.  Now it’s unanimous that she sucks.  Maybe we can ALL be done with her fa–

Oh hey, you’re back.  Okay, you read the story about the arrested mayor?  Sooo… what was missing from the article?

The first right answer posted here gets you a complimentary Scoffee mug.  And yeah, I’ve already decided what the right answer is.  I’m the law around here… like Larry, I suppose.

Merry Christmas, hey…

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