[Subtitle: The Professor and Mary Ann]
GILLIGAN’S ISLAND, WI [ JG ] Some time back, a blogger pretending to be named Elliot Stearns made a plea for publicity that was so tacky, blatant, and successful that I wished I’d thought of it.
With the sting from the mental welt of having been out-self-promoted still freshly red upon my psyche, I vowed to never fall for his little reciprocal acknowledgment campaign. Little did I know that his alter-ego was one Professor Charles Xavier, the amorally devious leader of the X-men, who was hatching a clever plot to draw me out, using the one debate topic that THIS humble (yet magnificent) blogger cannot ignore:
This is a question that will forever factionalize men. Young men vs. old men; white collar men vs. blue collar men; straight men vs. Minnesota Vikings fans… this is perhaps the most devisive issue of our time.
Fortunately for the mysterious Mr. Stearns, he shares MY (ergo, the RIGHT) opinion. Mary Ann Summers (a.k.a. Dawn Wells) is the obvious answer:
Click for larger, easier to admire image. And I’ve already made all the lewd cat jokes, so don’t bother…
Gilligan’s Island was in its heyday during my adolescence. The lovely Ms. Wells was perhaps single-handedly responsible for my coconuts dropping early.
(Should you come up against a Mary Ann denier, send them THIS link.)
So you’ve won this round, Professor Xav– I mean, “Elliot Stearns”. You’ve gotten your fifteen minutes of fame on my prestigious blog.
But this isn’t over…
If you agree that Mary Ann
was hotter than Ginger
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