How to get a man’s attention, by Whitney Casey.

HARSH REALITY, USA [ Story : Houston Chronicle ]  I can’t read anything about this woman without making all sorts of exasperated gutteral noises, a la Don Martin or Bill the Cat (e.g. “Hrrrumpth”, “Phhhht”, “Aaaack”).

Wanna know how to get a guy’s attention, ladies?  Look like Whitney Casey:

Heyyyy!  You gals can make those sounds too?  Good for you.

Ah, don’t get all bent outta shape.  Granted, hot blondes have trouble finding men the way that I have trouble finding donuts.  I’ve already got one (a hot blonde that is, though now that I think of it, a donut would rock too) and she has creeps like me trying to give or get a phone number all the time.

Every so often, one of us gets through.  But if anything, that’s fodder for a men’s book.  The fact is, sending a woman out into the world to look for a man is like sending honey out into the woods to find a bear.

Ladies, you don’t need a book to get men to come after you.

You need a pulse…

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