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Favre’s Fantasy Football Fetish

October 10th, 2010

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It’s Brett Favre’s birthday today.

Unfortunately, Number Four didn’t get his wish; namely, to have his candle blown out by Jenn Sterger:
Jenn Sterger won't blow out Favre's birthday candle, even though she has the lungs for it c/o Gravelle's Daily Scoff @ DailyScoff.com
…even though she obviously has the lungs for it.

Lots of people claim Playboy model Sterger resembles Deanna Favre. I suppose, if you were to reeeeally stretch the Silly Putty, you could turn one woman into the next. But Frankly, I have better things to do with my time, like surfing for nearly naked photos of Jenn Sterger (entirely for YOUR enjoyment, of course).

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: Can Favre cover the spread? Find out by CLICKING HERE

 

Anyway, two observations about Brett Favre’s penis and testicles, respectively:

1) The former MUST be impressive for him to think it’d look good on a tiny little cellphone display; and
2) He probably SHOULD be taking pictures of the latter, so he has something to remember them by.

Because with the right lawyer, Deanna’s walking away with either one, or both of ‘em…

NOTE: You may have heard a rumor that
if you click whatever ad shows up here–>
it sometimes opens a video clip of
Jenn Sterger stripping for the camera.
I can neither confirm nor deny that…

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Tom // Oct 11, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    Just another dickhead in a line of many. lol

  • 2 Tom // Oct 11, 2010 at 3:54 pm

    oops, was that wrong?

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