It’s Brett Favre’s birthday today.
Unfortunately, Number Four didn’t get his wish; namely, to have his candle blown out by Jenn Sterger:
…even though she obviously has the lungs for it.
Lots of people claim Playboy model Sterger resembles Deanna Favre. I suppose, if you were to reeeeally stretch the Silly Putty, you could turn one woman into the next. But Frankly, I have better things to do with my time, like surfing for nearly naked photos of Jenn Sterger (entirely for YOUR enjoyment, of course).
Anyway, two observations about Brett Favre’s penis and testicles, respectively:
1) The former MUST be impressive for him to think it’d look good on a tiny little cellphone display; and
2) He probably SHOULD be taking pictures of the latter, so he has something to remember them by.
Because with the right lawyer, Deanna’s walking away with either one, or both of ‘em…
NOTE: You may have heard a rumor that
if you click whatever ad shows up here–>
it sometimes opens a video clip of
Jenn Sterger stripping for the camera.
I can neither confirm nor deny that…
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