MEQUON, WI [ JG ] I don’t usually post twice in a row. This isn’t the Bis In Die* Scoff, after all.
[*Ask your doctor, pharmacist, or Socrates to 'splain that joke.]
But we were asked to wear “Vegas-Themed” costumes to work today, and nobody gets mine. I work with very bright people, as evidenced by the fact they hired me. But I’ve had to walk every one of them through the process to bring them to that “Ah ha!” moment where they get the joke.
You, my loyal reader, are the sort of person who can reason this out for yourself. I have the utmost faith in you. Without any prompting, hinting or cajoling from me, impress the world with your savvy by being the first to tell everybody what THIS Vegas-themed costume is supposed to be:
I considered being a giant fig cookie wearing a cowboy hat and reciting lines from “Hondo” but that’s a mighty esoteric representation of “Wayne Newton”. In retrospect, I’m elated that I didn’t go that route, since nobody’s even picking up on THIS costume.
Restore my faith in humanity, would’ja?
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