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September 20th, 2010

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When we start importing pretty smiles from Britain [ STORY: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-11374357 ] it’s time to admit that our country is in worse shape than ever.

Anysha Panesar c/o the Daily Scoff
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Anysha Panesar won one of our endless “America’s Prettiest something or other whatever just put her in a swimsuit” soft-core kiddie porn contests, and we’re upset that she was imported from Britain where, apparently, she was imported from India. Britain is equally upset that they have to find somebody else to work the phones in tech support.

Don’t be surprised to see future contestants sporting “Made in the USA” tattoos. With everything from lipo to boob jobs being done to our grade schoolers these days, it’s not out of the question…

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 sandy simon // Sep 20, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    is the writer himself/herself truly a native american? does it make a difference if someone got imported in the year 1610 or 2010? america is a nation of “imports”. so why fume and fret if an imported asian wins a competition? grow up america.

  • 2 admin // Sep 20, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    The hub-bub is that the “Best American Teen” turned out not to be American at all.

    Kinda like our “Best American President”…

    -jjg

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