NATIONAL [ LINK : Breitbart ]  The rules for who can tell which jokes anymore are complex.  In general, minorities can tell jokes about their own specific ancestry on broadcast TV, and about anybody else on cable.  Jewish people can tell jokes about each other, and about Catholics.  Catholics can tell jokes about other Catholics too, but they’re not nearly as funny as the jokes Jews tell about Catholics.

Sarah Silverman can tell jokes about anybody, but that’s because only guys watch her, and she has a nice rack.  I’m considering getting implants myself just for the artistic freedom, but I dunno how that’d work in a written medium.  I’d have to append each punchline with “…and don’t be offended.  I’ve got great cans.”

So the general rule for working shlubs who dare tell ethnic or racial jokes in the workplace is this:  stick to material about white people.  Punchlines like “Cracker Barrel” or “his car horn went ‘honky honky honky’” aren’t going to land you in court or get you called up to the Human Resources Department for an Orwellian re-education.  You’ll probably even find that your circle of friends and acquaintances becomes far more multicultural.

So here’s my favorite, most concise joke about those wacky white people.  You’re invited to add your own.  If I remember right, this was written by comedian George Wallace:

“What’s white and twelve inches long? Nothin’.”

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