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August 6th, 2010

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Asian carp eats poo.  Could it help fight Milwaukee’s sewage dumping into Lake Michigan?

[MILWAUKEE-JG]  Wikipedia tells us that the Asian carp eat, among other things, “detritus”.  I looked it up for you: it’s poop. Luckily, that’s now Milwaukee’s number one export at 8.2 billion gallons and rising, thanks to Mayor Tom Barrett.

So it’s likely that the invasive fish our government couldn’t keep out of our lake will soon be helping remove the fecal matter our government couldn’t keep out of our lake. If so, this would provide a proof to the troubling hypothesis-slash-mantra clung to by Democrats for generations now, specifically, that the solution to one government failure is ANOTHER government failure.

If that makes sense, vote Barrett for Governor this November…

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