London [JG]  Animal rights activists are having a cow because British designer Rachel Freire revealed thousands of nipples during London Fashion Week.

Yak nipples, actually.  She’s making dresses out of them.  [story : DailyMail ]

And now, Yak Nipples – the musical
[with insincere apologies to Zero Mostel
and the entire cast and crew of "Fiddler on the Roof"]

Yak nipples, yak nipples
nipple du yak?
Sounds kinda gross…
…might make me gack!
Yak nipples, yak nipples
I must confess
make sort of an ug-ly dress
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You know what?  No.  I can’t do this.

I’m just milking this joke…

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