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Oh Fa-Failure, you’re breakin’ our heart
You’re shakin’ our confidence daily
Oh Fa-Fa-Failure, you know it’s a fact
Your cheerleaders packed their pom-poms
Asalaam…

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Today, I finally give a duck…

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One of my fellow moos went to an “All You Can Eat” restaurant just up the road from me and ate all HE could eat, all the folks at the table next to him could eat, and all they could scrape up from whatever fell behind the refrigerator.  But neither he nor (what must be a substantial community of) his tapeworms could be satisfied:

[ CLICK HERE to read about what happens when one guy in Wisconsin eats an entire restaurant, c/o the Huffington Post ]

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Apologists for this bottomless pit are forced, when (cattle) prodded, to demand that the phrase “All You Can Eat” is somehow synonymous with “Infinite Food Supply for a Finite Price”.  It is not.

But there IS a simple solution:  Make a slight modification to the restaurant’s front door and change the sign to read “All You Can Eat for Anybody Who Fits Through Our New Turnstile”…

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