Politics, News, Satire and more @ Gravelle's Daily Scoff http://www.dailyscoff.com Just turn your head and scoff... Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:21:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Two Voters Disenfranchise Themselves - Damn you, Scott Walker! Because of you... http://www.dailyscoff.com/democracy/two-voters-disenfranchise-themselves/ http://www.dailyscoff.com/democracy/two-voters-disenfranchise-themselves/#comments Wed, 22 Feb 2012 17:00:18 +0000 admin http://www.dailyscoff.com/?p=5499 Milwaukee, WI [JG]  Turns out the only voters disenfranchised by our new Voter ID laws were activists trying to make a point.  One was a lady using a 40 year old expired ID.  The other was this guy:

[ CLICK HERE to read about him ]

Cartoon: Voter ID law disenfranchises nobody(Click cartoon for larger, easier-to-read version)

Presumably, Donald Duck was excluded from the electoral process yesterday, though he remains one of the four or five activists in the state who have been signing all the Scott Walker recall petitions…

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]]> http://www.dailyscoff.com/democracy/two-voters-disenfranchise-themselves/feed/ 0 Why We Fear Aging - Special guest Larry Miller explains... http://www.dailyscoff.com/health/why-we-fear-aging/ http://www.dailyscoff.com/health/why-we-fear-aging/#comments Tue, 21 Feb 2012 17:10:48 +0000 admin http://www.dailyscoff.com/?p=5493 Germantown, WI [JG]  Mailing it in today, on my birfday.

Cartoon: Aging - pushing 50(Click cartoon to enlarge for easier reading)

So instead taking two minutes out of my valuable day to write something, I spent 10 minutes finding this Larry Miller clip on why we fear aging:

Click here to view the embedded video.

“Old age isn’t so bad
when you consider the alternative.”
~Maurice Chevalier…

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]]> http://www.dailyscoff.com/health/why-we-fear-aging/feed/ 1 Elephant Ban in Madistan - Because SOME activists have waaaay too much time on their hands... http://www.dailyscoff.com/animal-rights/elephant-ban-in-madistan/ http://www.dailyscoff.com/animal-rights/elephant-ban-in-madistan/#comments Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:51:33 +0000 admin http://www.dailyscoff.com/?p=5485 Madison, WI [JG]  Clearly, the biggest problem facing the state of Wisconsin today is:  circus elephants.

[ CLICK HERE to see the entire story c/o Fox6 News online ]

Should Madison ban circus elephants?
No
Yes

Cartoon: banning circus elephants in Madison(Click image for larger, easier-to-read cartoon)

It should be obvious that the humane thing to do is return these elephants to the wild where they could roam freely in their natural habitat until loped to death by hungry jackals.

Anybody who’d object to THAT is just cruel…

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