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Everybody must be wondering:

Why Don’t We Hear Gunshots?

November 1st, 2011

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Wisconsin, USA [JG]  How come we haven’t started shooting each other yet?  It’s the first day in generations that self-defense is no longer illegal here.

C’mon, people.  We were assured that once concealed carry became legal here, we’d be dropping each other like Clint Eastwood.  Would.

Not having a gun is your right.  Having a gun is mine.(Click for larger, easier to read image)

Most people don’t realize that in the state of Vermont, you’re free to carry a gun without a permit.  Is Vermont like an episode of “Deadwood”?  No.  It’s like “Newhart”, only not that fast-paced.

It’s like Vermont.

But whatever.  Most of us will pony up the cash for our permits and training, and go around not shooting people, much to the dismay of the doomsday prophets who’d taught the “hide under your bed and call 911″ self-defense techniques to many of our dearly departed.

And you know what Wisconsin will turn into?

Yep.  It’ll be like Wisconsin…

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