Lake Geneva, WI [JG]  When deer fall from the sky, the only logical conclusion is:  They’re trained suicide attack deer being launched from military air transports.

But why?

Skeptics might suggest that the deer simply bounded from the steep hill adjacent to the highway.  But our investigation discovered that not only are these deer taking out as many as 15 million cars per year, but the majority of the cars they target are NOT made by U.S. Government owned General Motors.

Further, the owner of the car pictured is a vocal opponent of big government. And a recent proponent of year-round deer hunting season.

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Coincidence?  That’s for YOU to decide…

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