Internetz, USA [JG]  Just don’t, that’s why.

No, see, now you’re GOING to.  And then you’ll be all like “ewww, gross” and you’ll email me with “Why did you TELL me about that?” and I’ll be all “Hey, I told you NOT to!” and then you’ll go “Well, I wouldn’t have if you HADN’T told me not to!”

No, it’s way worse than this…

At least, that’s how it usually happens.

For those of you who haven’t Google’d “Santorum”, first off, mad props on your self-control, hey.  As a reward for your superhuman display of will-power, here’s the other tip that more than a few people have seen me share for the greater good of mankind:

No matter how big a fan you may be of the free-form jazz vocal stylings of Mel Tormé or Ella Fitzgerald, you should never search for “scat” on the Internet.

Both of the above warnings, by the way, are given for the same reason.

You’re welcome.  Enjoy your breakfast…

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