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Obama : As American as Apple Tuffâhiyya…

July 30th, 2008

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…just ask the non-partisan AFL-CIO.

U.S. of A. [ LINK : MSNBC ] The media re-re-re-assures us that Democrat presidential contender Barack Hussein Obama Barry Christiansen Soetoro is still not a Muslim.  And apparently, you can’t always see his lapel pin because his hand is over his heart as he recites the Pledge of Allegiance fifty-seven times per day, once for each state in the union.

I need to set the record straight here:  I’m not a duck.  That’s all I’m going to say on the subject.  It won’t matter how many people vehemently claim “Gravelle’s a duck!  Lookit those feet!” I’m not going to waste any time refuting it.  Why?  Because the proposition is ridiculous, absurd, and blatantly false.

Yet B.H.O. and his glassy-eyed flock insist that his Muslim-osity (Musliciousness?) is nonsense one moment, and then devote a great deal of time and effort trying to refute that “spurious” claim the next.  Well which is it?  Is it a foolish notion unworthy of a response, or a valid concern that warrants an ongoing discussion and debate?  The Obamorons complain that it’s a silly and juvenile rumor, but then they (and their goon squad) expend substantial resources trying to debunk it.

If the matter of Barack Hussein Obama’s faith is truly an opened and closed Q’uran… I mean, “book”… why do his acolytes still recoil at the question?

Maybe there’s some credibility to what the ducks are quacking about after all…

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