WASHINGTON, DC [ JG ]  When Barry picked Joey Bag-O-Hairplugs as His running mate, we knew one of them would spend a lot of time doing damage control for the stupid things the other one said on the campaign trail, but who’d a thunk it would be Biden batting cleanup after Obama’s gaffes?

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Joe has been spending a lot of time and energy using the Jedi-Democrat mind trick to convince his audiences that every recorded Obama quote is (like Miley Cyrus’ virginity) an urban myth.  He ran up against a reporter this past week who dared to cross that well-established line between Democrat sycophant and professional journalist.

“I don’t know who is writing your questions,” Biden admonished the female reporter, perhaps implying that he thought the calibre of the interrogation was way above the mental capacity of any simple girl.  One thing’s for certain:  her script wasn’t written by the guy who writes Katie Couric’s questions.

She asked if Obama’s adherence to Marxism made Him a Marxist.  Joe said Barry never advocated redistributionism when he advocated redistributionism.

The reporter said “Yes He did.”  Biden said “Nuh uh!”  She said “It’s on tape.  We have the video.”

Joe then stuck his thumbs in his ears, called her a “stupid doo doo head” and spent the remainder of the interview singing “La la la la la … I can’t hear you … la la la la laaaaaa!” which, not coincidentally, is how every discussion I have with Obama supporters seems to end.

It’s nearly November, and there is light approaching in this seemingly endless political tunnel.  Let’s hope it’s the sunlight of a newly dawning day.  If not, it means there’s a train heading our way.

But at least our dictator will have it running on time…

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