Racine, WI [JG]  Here’s the official press release from Ryan’s spokesperson:

http://www.winews.us/content/us-rep-paul-ryan-announces-first-district-mobile-office-racine-county-next-week

Security concerns are, of course, a concern in Wisconsin due to the crazed transvestites roaming our streets.  But being minions personal friends of the congressman, the Daily Scoff was given access to the secure facility where the mobile office is being stored, where we snapped this exclusive picture:

It might not look like much, but we’ve been assured it’s a lean, mean, fighting machine.  And the surround-sound stereo makes Tito Puente sound fabulous…

If that’s a fact, Jack,
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