Chicago, IL Racine, WI [JG]  Illinois Wisconsin State Senator pro tempore Bob Wirch, meeting with Jimmy Hoffa’s labor union thugs his Wisconsin campaign staff, abruptly announced his withdrawal from the Senate race today.

“I don’t need this shit.” “I see my career going a different direction”, remarked the 127 year old Wirch.   “Wisconsin can kiss my ass is at an important historic crossroad, and perhaps suck my d*ck, too it’s time for leadership with a fresh perspective.”

“Jonathan Steitz is dead, ya hear me? Yer f*ckin’ DEAD Steitz! the ideal candidate to help lead Wisconsin back into fiscal stability.”

As always, the mainstream media is ignoring this story.  It’s up to you then, my seven faithful readers, to see that word of this gets around.

Remember, if it weren’t true, I couldn’t post it on the Internet…

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