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Now THAT is a ‘Nobel’ Cause

October 5th, 2010

A couple Anglo-Rooski scientists have won the Nobel Prize for creating a material even thinner than Barack Obama’s skin:

Graphene is a form of carbon in which the atoms are arranged in a flat hexagon lattice like microscopic chicken wire, a single atom thick. You might not fully appreciate Graphene until you see Christina Hendricks in a bra made outta the stuff.

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Anyway, it’s good to see the Nobel Prize Committee has gone back to awarding the actual achievements of scientists rather than simply handing trophies out to politicians for their “potential”.

I’d argue that Reggie Bush has a better right to retain his Heisman than Barry Soetoro does in hanging on to his Peace Prize. And there’s an Afghani-stationed soldier or two who probably agree with me…

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Tags: B. Hussein Obama · Breasts · Politics · Science

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 raybo // Oct 5, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    It is obsessed fuckheads like you that detract from everything good in life just so you can rip the most powerful man in the world. NO proof, just fear and heat.
    On topic, way to go with the graphene and cheers to the russian defected british immigrant scientists. I hope this means computers might get fast enough for people to get some real information instead of you tube repeat.
    Wake up, this world just gets better and better. It’s the fear of the different that makes people piss their pants.

  • 2 admin // Oct 5, 2010 at 1:07 pm

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  • 3 Raymond // Oct 5, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    There are several Nobel prizes. You’re thinking about the Peace Prize. This is the prize for Physics.

    Please read up before writing.

    And enough with the bigotry already.

  • 4 admin // Oct 5, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    There are many Oscars, too. But at the end of the day, an Oscar winner is an Oscar winner.

    Thanks for the multi-faceted disparagement. If ever a detractor manages to post a rebuttal sans ad hominem, I fear we might have to engage in an argument on the topic at hand.

    Though I imagine, they fear that as well…


  • 5 Simone // Oct 5, 2010 at 9:39 pm

    Why don’t you tell when any –ANY– Nobel prize in Physics has been awarded for “potential” reasons?


    Never, you say? You got that right, at least. Never!

    Get informed before writing and stop dragging your political views into other fields.


  • 6 admin // Oct 6, 2010 at 6:15 am

    And Tom Hanks never won an Academy Award for “Best Set Design” either.

    I like the non-sequitur game of yours. Fun!

    Thanks for reading…


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