A couple Anglo-Rooski scientists have won the Nobel Prize for creating a material even thinner than Barack Obama’s skin:
Graphene is a form of carbon in which the atoms are arranged in a flat hexagon lattice like microscopic chicken wire, a single atom thick. You might not fully appreciate Graphene until you see Christina Hendricks in a bra made outta the stuff.
Anyway, it’s good to see the Nobel Prize Committee has gone back to awarding the actual achievements of scientists rather than simply handing trophies out to politicians for their “potential”.
I’d argue that Reggie Bush has a better right to retain his Heisman than Barry Soetoro does in hanging on to his Peace Prize. And there’s an Afghani-stationed soldier or two who probably agree with me…
If that’s still a micron too thick for ya,
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