Milwaukee, WI [JG]  The Wisconsin State Fair board yesterday absolved the carnival midway of all blame in the beatings of white people at the 2011 Wisconsin State Fair. [Story: WInews.us]

Presumably, the board will examine the culpability of the cream puff stand on the possibility that the fun-loving African-American kids pounded the snot out of whitey due to an unhealthy escalation in their blood-sugar levels.

Having already ruled out the influence of the M.C. Hammer & Ton Loc mainstage performances, officials now need to determine whether the crowd may have been whipped into a frenzy by the drama of the pig races, the unjust outcome of the sheep judging, or the frenetic, thrill inducing Sky-Tram ride.

We suspect they’ll review their liberal food-on-a-stick policy as well.  All that food, all those sticks:  a certain recipe for cross-cultural disaster.

In any event, we can all rest easy now, knowing full well that the concerted efforts of the best minds at the State Fair Park are our only apparent hope for achieving racial harmony…

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