Internetz, USA [JG]  It’s perhaps the best argument for Internet Censorship:  those damn duck lips.

If you are at all turned on by women who look like mallards, then you, my friend, have issues.

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You know we’re right.  Search the Internet for lists of animals arranged by sexiness.  Go ahead.

Then see if you can explain to anybody who wanders into the room what the hell you’re punching THAT into Google for…

If you think that ducks
are sexier than most farm animals,
please click whatever ad appears here –>
 
If not, please click twice…

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