Washington DC [JG]  The Secret Cervix (Whoops, sorry… I keep forgetting that’s NOT the name of the agency.  But in fairness, so do THEY.) …Service is hassling Uncle Ted:

[ CLICK HERE to read the whole story c/o the Washington Post ]

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This is a shamelessly obvious attempt to take the focus off their own Colombian Hooker-Gate scandal [click here for more on THAT story].

Perhaps the Secret Service should spend less time bothering a guy in Michigan who sings “Wango Tango”, and focus more on their own agents in Colombia doing the “Wango Tango”…

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