BEIJING, CHINA [ JG ] In what is perhaps the most under-reported moment of the 2008 Olympic games, cameras managed to capture this interchange (below) between American swimming sensation Michael Phelps and U.S. President John Mc– I mean, George Bush.
Sorry. Guess I’ve gotten too used to the left telling me they’re both the same guy. The truth of the matter is that John McCain and Hillary Clinton are both the same guy. That’s why:
a) they never appear together live (the televised stuff is all special effects); and
b) I can’t really blame Bill for playing the field.
Where was I? Oh yeah, the Olympics.
Anyway, here’s what happened last week:
Whew. Another close call for Phelps…
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1 Janet Evans // Aug 17, 2008 at 10:54 am
“Choc ‘lit in there?”
I can’t contain myself..that’s hilarious!
2 J. Gravelle // Aug 17, 2008 at 1:54 pm
You’re very kind. But please, check the batteries in your CO2 detector.
I’ve Photoshopped similar smart-assery in the past. You may like some of these, if you read them before the paramedics arrive:
Half Court Press
..which was actually me stealing from me, inspired by:
Ahmanidiot
There’s also
Why I Don’t Go to Packer Games
Church Calendar
the D.O.T.
Doyle on Guns
My son, in the movie “Gladiator”
(Okay, that’s not political. It’s just cool.)
the Two Faces of Jim Doyle
Joe McCarthy tribute
Obama / Kennedy
The Second Time I Made Mark Tauscher Laugh
…and…
My “Welcome to Wisconsin” sign
I’d pay for it, if they’d let me put it up…
-jjg
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