Infield Gravity Increases Exponentially at Miller Park

Brewer game takes twice as long a usual when the

September 27th, 2011

Milwaukee, WI [JG] Play was not suspended, but the Newtonian Laws of Physics were, when a spike in the gravitational pull of the infield at Miller Park suddenly began dragging players to the dirt.

Infield gravity increases at the Milwaukee Brewers' Miller Park Stadium
Unexplained increase in stadium gravity brings players to their knees;
slows game to a crawl

Spokespeople for God were, as always, readily available for comment. They suggested that the Almighty, like all baseball fans, can’t get enough of the sport and simply wanted the game, like the season, to go on, and on, and on, and on.

Which it did [story: JSOnline] …for four hours and eighteen minutes. Ghaa!

Upon hearing of the phenomenon, Prince Fielder reportedly remarked:

“F&%# that $#!t! I ain’t goin’ out there…”

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