Wisconsin, USA (birthplace of football) [JG]  So the season’s over, and some other team is storing the Lombardi trophy for us until we take it back.  How to survive in the meanwhile?

Here’s how.  You’ll need:

1) Beer.  The off-season is when we train, men.  And train hard.  Hot weather’s ahead, and you’ll need to stay hydrated.  Beer is mostly water… keep telling yourself that.  You’ll maybe hafta keep telling your wife that, too;

2) Boobz.  In the absence of hot cheerleaders jumping up and down to motivate violent men, your testosterone levels will become severely depleted over the next several months.  Don’t think of it as a strip club in a seedy neighborhood, but rather an oasis in the off-season desert;

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3) Um…  Lessee, we covered booze and broads, right?  Yeah, well, you should be good then.

We’ll see you in the pre-season…

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